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In Cleveland, two middle-aged men got into a sword fight after one called the other “gay.”
Earlier this week, a 48-year-old nicknamed “Cowboy” was watching a Cavaliers game on TV with his 44-year-old friend, who was accused of being gay. This all went down in Cowboy’s apartment, according to the Cleveland Plain-Dealer.
In typical fashion, the 44-year-old returned the accusation with a textbook “no, you’re gay.” And that’s when shit got stupid.
Cowboy and his friend started throwing punches and wrestling into the kitchen. Eventually the fight was taken outside where Cowboy brought a two-food sword and struck the other man in the head once and in the left arm twice.
The cops were called by this point, and Cowboy dropped his sword and ran off.
A police unit arrived to the scene and could not find Cowboy. A report was filed, though no charges are being pressed by the 44-year-old. And we still don’t know who is gay.