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It’s a disgusting attack on sexuality that could have ruined Christmas.
But somehow these victims found a funny side – and crafted a brilliant response to the person who carved ‘faggots’ on to their door.
They sanded away the abusive graffiti and stuck a hilarious note aimed at the bigot in its place.
It read: ‘We regret to inform you that you completely failed to use glitter paint and/or sequins, your work looked rushed, and your handwriting was positively atrocious.
‘It is for these reasons that we had to remove your work from our door with sandpaper.